Do's and Dont's For Recently Single Wedding Attendees
Sometimes you find yourself at a wedding with an ex. And sometimes you get dumped by your boyfriend of two years approximately 24 hours before a wedding you’re supposed to be in together. If you find yourself in either situation, here are the DOs and DONTs of attending a wedding when you are recently single:
DO: slap on a smile. you will be tagged in pictures that your ex will most likely see. Fake it till you make it, honey child.
DO: try to catch the bouquet; it’s fun and harmless
DO: smile even if you don’t catch it (even if you feel like this on the inside)
DONT: be too thirsty to catch the bouquet, fine line between “kinda secretly believing in the what happens if you catch the bouquet/ what if a cute boy sees you catch it and is so impressed” vs. RATCHET AS HAIL.
DONT: dance to slow songs with your girlfriends. You will look like obviously sad girls, or lesbians, or both. That’s why there is cake, for moments like this. Or alcohol.
DONT: be afraid to dance with random guests at the wedding….even if you may or may not look like an amazonian woman compared to the man (personal problem?).
DO: go to the wedding! Find your girls, put on your dancing shoes, zip up that hot dress, and make it a night for the books. And if all else fails at least you have a hot new profile picture.
Although the wedding season following a breakup may be rough, just remember that one of these season will be YOUR wedding season. But until then, enjoy the free cake and wine.
About the Author: The name’s Summer. I’m a senior in college and last summer was my start to this love/hate season called wedding season. Welp I’m 6 foot, my arms are too long for my body (which makes dancing an adventure to say the least). Unfortunately I learned all these tidbits from personal experience. Enjoy, my friends.
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