What Single Girls Say (And What They Actually Mean)
Ladies, you have probably uttered at least one of these phrases while you were single. These statements aren't fooling anyone, but if it makes you feel better- go for it!
1) I'm really happy for my friend that just got engaged, but I'm definitely not ready for that
Translation: I would kill to be her right now. Why does nobody want to marry me?
2) I'm way too busy for a boyfriend
Translation: No boys I know are interesting enough for me to make time for
3) I don't want to make decisions based on someone else
Translation: I wish I had someone to talk through important decisions with
4) I'm SO glad nobody is keeping tabs on me.
Translation: Why does nobody care about what I'm doing?
5) Let's have a girls night
Translation: I can't handle being a third wheel again
6) I'm not ready to be in a relationship right now
Translation: No boys have asked me out recently
7) I love being single right now!
Translation: A boy needs to ask me out ASAP.
8) Weddings are way more fun when you're single!
Translation: I like to flirt with groomsmen
9) Single and ready to mingle.
Translation: Single and ready to mingle.
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